Ass sweat, bubble guts, the most loudest farts...

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Konojo

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Ass sweat, bubble guts, the most loudest farts...

Mon Feb 4, 2008 8:00:17 PM #47727 Perm Link

All which occur during classes...its great. It's bad enough when im not in class,but for some ODD reason the gases are more...potent?... in class.

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Re: Ass sweat, bubble guts, the most loudest farts...

Mon Feb 4, 2008 8:32:10 PM #47728 Perm Link

In response to Konojo #47727

That's because you need to really SQUEEZE them out without making a sound.

They become...

SILENT BUT DEADLIER!

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Re[2]: Ass sweat, bubble guts, the most loudest farts...

Mon Feb 4, 2008 9:23:41 PM #47731 Perm Link

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Thats funny cause I do,yet the sound is just too funny to pass up!

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 7:05:47 AM #47733 Perm Link

Oh. My. God....
welll, I never had THAT happen (could the both of you made it sound ANY worse? lolllll)
But I can say EVERYTIME I'M IN CLASS OR IN A SITUATION THAT REQUIRES COMPLETE SILENCE (tests, for instance)
my stomach acid starts churning and it makes funny sounds....
And I try to cough to cover it up but its like my system decides RIGHT THEN to start digesting or something and makes me look like an 'effin weirdo....be glad you aren't me but i'd rather have stomach sounds than OUTRIGHT VOLCANIC GAS......LOL!!!!

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 11:46:35 AM #47757 Perm Link

Gross and disgusting but true.

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 12:14:19 PM #47761 Perm Link

OMG..... LMAO

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 1:48:50 PM #47769 Perm Link

meianoite,

Happened to me during tests as well.

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 2:44:36 PM #47773 Perm Link

My stomach starts going crazy every time it gets quiet in class..

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Tue Feb 5, 2008 4:32:23 PM #47777 Perm Link

Tums!!!

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Wed Feb 6, 2008 1:12:36 PM #47783 Perm Link

U know i never knew you could hear stomach churns and stuff (until a couple years ago). So i let mine churn freely as it should(it's a free country dammit)until i heard my friend's ever churning stomach.Till then i have opted to disguise mine with a cough or some more ingenious.Somachs........they have no manners.

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Thu Feb 7, 2008 5:38:14 PM #47809 Perm Link

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Sometimes that churning is because you are building up gas since you are nervous.

It's a never ending cycle!

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Thu Feb 7, 2008 6:38:10 PM #47817 Perm Link

Oh no it ends....with you on the crapper!

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Sat Feb 9, 2008 12:30:32 AM #47845 Perm Link

hahahaha wtffff is this wiu hahaha I remember one day at chem class haha omg poor guy hahahaha we were having an exam n all of a sudden u know it was all quiet n stuff n this guy suddenly farts like reallyyyyy loud hahahaha it was gross but he laughed n I was like wiuuu hahahaha though I felt sorry for him XDDD

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Sat Feb 9, 2008 12:31:21 AM #47846 Perm Link

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Said By ichiichi
U know i never knew you could hear stomach churns and stuff (until a couple years ago). So i let mine churn freely as it should(it's a free country dammit)until i heard my friend's ever churning stomach.Till then i have opted to disguise mine with a cough or some more ingenious.Somachs........they have no manners.

hahahahahaha XDDDD nice hahaha

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Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:07:48 PM #47935 Perm Link

ya i hold em in they become silent but deadlier very bad...

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Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:16:35 PM #47944 Perm Link

dude i hate churns they make me feel all nervous and stuff o yea aaron i agree.. silent is deadlier

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Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:49:36 AM #47961 Perm Link

ew y the hell talk about farts O_O

Wasa was here live with it !

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Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:55:29 AM #47998 Perm Link

we talk about it cause its indeed the truth. Com'on Wasa u know u have SBD's every now and then. lol I know I do. As a matter of fact, I had some just a few moments ago. McDonalds is nothing but toilet food. U eat it and its sure to be coming out in the toilet by the end of the day. lol

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Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:44:59 PM #48009 Perm Link

You must be thinking of White Castle. Sliders.

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