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101 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say

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daemon Avatar Giggity Giggity Gee Joined: November 11, 2006 Status: Offline Posts: 465 Rep: PIP Level 2 (2304)PIP Level 2 (2304)PIP Level 1 (2304)PIP Level 1 (2304)
101 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say Old Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:32:09 PM #29174 Perm Link
As the title says and here are some examples:

"Ooops. Save your work, everyone. FAST!"
"don't do that, it'll crash the sys........ S***"
"What happens to a Hard Disk when you drop it?"

http://packetstormsecurity.nl/unix-humor/100.things.sysadmin.says.html
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SAMSAMHA Joined: September 26, 2005 Status: Offline Posts: 274 Rep: PIP Level 2 (2147)PIP Level 2 (2147)PIP Level 1 (2147)
Re: 101 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say Old Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:33:55 PM #29175 Perm Link
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mmh, what about man, we are using "MS WindowsSmile"
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Aron Schatz Avatar 2014: Year of change. Joined: August 3, 2001 Status: Offline Posts: 10753 Rep: PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 3 (332767)PIP Level 1 (332767)
Re: 101 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say Old Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:16:50 AM #29182 Perm Link
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Yet there are only 97 entries Wink.

"We've researched and switching to Windows saves money!"

2014 is going to be a good year. More content, more streamlining. Be a part of history!
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Re[2]: 101 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say Old Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:15:55 PM #29198 Perm Link
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lol omg thats hella funny.. where do you guys find this stuff?
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(No Title) Old Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:34:01 AM #30301 Perm Link
I especially liked #24: What's that grinding sound? It can never be a good thing.
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