famous,Inspirational,and funny sayings

"The future is not a gift it is an achievement.Each generation helps make its own future.This is the essential challenge of the present.",

"Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out."

This may or may not apply to you.

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

— Dan Quayle

"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success"

Said By bloo

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success"

Oh boy .. lol

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

— Ronald Reagan

lol the other one is "If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried"

I read this emo quote and lol'd:
“I’m tired of being made the scapegoat in life. I feel like I’m being persecuted at every possible moment. Even if a kitty comes up to me I’m suspicious of it’s motives. I know it’s just there to make a fool out of me.”

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Garth Brooks,

To throw a bag of douche down your dads pants is another way to say HAPPY FATHERS DAY
~Obito_010 xD RANDOM HEHE!

HAAAAAAAA!Omg lordz!
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. ~Cynthia E. Varnado

Lol true !!!!!!
To throw a bag of douche down your mom's pants is another way to says good morning

XD
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

"How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is clearly Ocean."

— Arthur C. Clarke

You can't have your cake and eat it too

Why can't I have my cake and eat it? It's my cake damn it!! anyways...

"The past shows unvaryingly that when a people's freedom disappears, it goes not with a bang, but in silence amid the comfort of being cared for. That is the dire peril in the present trend toward statism."

- Richard Weaver, 1962

"In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities"

-Janos Arnay

"One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar"

-Helen Keller

The only place we know for sure we will go when we die, is into the hearts and memories of our loved ones

Humans are cowards in the face of happiness.
-Momoko from Kamikaze Girls
(I don't know why but I just love that line. ^^")

"Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses."

-Russell (Wayne) Baker

"A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past."

— Eric Hoffer

"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut."

-Albert Einstein

"Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it."

— John Steinbeck

"Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds."

-Gordon B. Hinckley

I do not believe in fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in fate that falls on them unless they act.

~ Bob Sagget xD

"A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not."

— Author Unknown

Every individual has a place to fill in the world, and is important, in some respect, whether he chooses to be so or not.

Bob Sagget xD

"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!"

XD

"No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up."

— Robert Lynd

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.

~ Backstaber's Mom last night